CHARACTERS:
JACK BLACK
Unemployed Bread Delivery Truck Driver and Self Proclaimed "LOSER OF COSMIC PROPORTIONS"
Voice by: Dave "Please Mr Ferrell I Really need a new job" Martin FRANK (NARRATOR)
Successful "over seas" Business man forced to become a Bus driver to make
ends meet after moving to the sour womb that spawned the filthy infidels, 
er' ah, I mean America. In part I Frank is still just doing the voice over (narrator) bit so we didn't want to ruin the surprise so here's a picture of the REAL Frank shown here on the phone I believe in the middle of firing his agent.
Voice by: DHANANJAY "No that is a cobra in my pocket but I am still glad to see you" GUJRAL
JESUS SANCHEZ
While studying to be an Oceanographer at U.W.M Milwaukee the rising costs of his mothers electrolysis treatments force Jesus to turn to a part time life of petty crime and debauchery.
Voice by: HECTOR "Yes Mom I have been type cast in yet another Gabachos movie" GONZALES 
Raccoon (His friends just call him Scooter)
After suffering months of untreated depression for his Bi Polar disorder "Scooter" unsuccessfully tries to commit suicide by chewing through Jacks alarm clock wires. After the Spike on the bed brings Scooter back to life Scooter vows to rub Jacks face in the vile bowels of hell itself every chance he gets.
Voice by: HIMSELF
PART II
Little Girl
Was Gated out of juvie after doing 1 year
and
is currently serving 3 years probation for
pleading "No Contest" to a Grand Theft
Auto charge, according to a "reliable"
source. She is doing community service
reading books to seniors at a nursing
home we are not allowed to name, at least until the F.B.I concludes their investigation
into those missing social security checks.
Voice by the very talented: ALYSSA MARTIN
Blind Guy
Served as C.E.O of a major industrial firm
until G. W's second term took its toll and
he was downsized. After losing everything and
finding himself homeless he turned to the only
think he knew how to do, well basically it was
the same thing he did as C.E.O, lying and
screwing everybody out of their hard earned
cash. But this time he does it wearing a cheap
suit.
Voice by: Tom "No not that Tom Cruise" Cruise
PART III
EMT #1
